Singing pigs. Much creepier in person, but here's the gist of it:
I don't know what the manufacturer was thinking with this monkey:
But I know that the folks in charge of making this turtle dance to "Mister Roboto" were thinking "awesome":
Fat babies! Come get your fat babies! They're gonna grow up just like you, fat and angry and stupid!
Why, you might ask? Well, here's a thought:
My sister took me to some huge grocery store to, apparently, agree with her that it was a huge grocery store. They had truffles there at the bargain price of $999.99 per pound. No, I'm not kidding:
And last but not least, some miscellany:
