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Appetizer
Name one thing that is unique about you.
I have had 23 jobs.
Soup
Fill in the blank: My favorite _________ is __________ but I like _________ too.
painter, Enrique Tábara, Van Gogh
Salad
What type of wood do you have for your home’s furnishings?
Whatever I can get. I think I only paid for three pieces of furniture in my apartment (the bed, futon frame, and book shelf). The rest (coffee table, rocking chair, futon pad, buffet, dining table and chairs, computer desk,bedside tables, dresser, wooden table by the front windows, chairs by the front windows, cabinet in the bathroom, toy chest (now home to my blankets and sheets), were all either gifts or stuff I salvaged or got from freecycle.com.
Go ahead and judge me. Lord knows I've probably judged you twice today.
Main Course
Who do you talk to most often on the phone?
Eddie. Although you would have to make a distinction between "talk to" and "get harassed by."
Dessert
What level of responsibility do you have in your job?
I show up and help guests make copies. I refrain from throwing things. I cuss at the computer. I wear a worn-out, tattered uniform. That is my job, and I have two and a half more Fridays here before I can burn this fucking uniform and stop caring about the pot holes on River Road.
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