Monday, May 26, 2008
Friday's (late) Feast
What is the nearest big city to your home?
Chicago. Sprawling, wonderful, intricate, lovely Chicago.
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how well do you keep secrets?
Pretty well. Of course, about 40% of the time I forget I even know the secrets I'm told. The fact is, people tell me secrets, and then it turns out the secrets aren't interesting at all, so I forget about them almost immediately.
I'm pretty good about keeping the juicy ones, though.
Describe your hair (color, texture, length).
It's brown, ramrod straight, falling past my shoulders. Nothing useful can be done with it. Whatever you try, it just straightens itself right out again. Color from the home coloring kits won't stay in it, neither will curls or clips. It's obnoxious.
What kind of driver are you? Courteous? Aggressive? Slow?
I am the only person in the tri-state area who knows how to drive. I have a news flash for you bitches: at a four-way stop, the right of way goes like this:
1. People turning right.
2. People going straight.
3. People turning left.
So the next time I'm turning left and you just sit there staring at me, don't look all shocked when I cuss you out.
Other than four-way stops, I'm pretty laid back. I cuss at people a lot, but I'm not aggressive. I like to play cribbage on license plates. I let people in to "re-shuffle" my hand.
When was the last time you had a really bad week?
Early April, whenever that trip to St. Louis was. That was pretty awful. But my noggin is finally all healed up!