So you know how you go to the pharmacy or other places where they have those spinning racks of barely prescription glasses?
I was bored today and I tried some on. And I could see better. Well, to read, anyhow. So this is being thirty, eh? The joke is on me, I guess. I digress. I got the frames for free (long story), and I think they're a little too wide. Maybe I could use that optometry insurance I have and go get some decent specs.