The SnuzNLuz alarm clock connects to your online bank account via WiFi and donates your real money to an organization you hate every time you push the snooze button.
Holy shit! I mean, I have a regular alarm clock I use in the morning, plus the three on my phone. I would owe somebody a shitload of money! And it would probably be Bush, too. Damn, that would depress me so much that I wouldn't ever get out of bed.